Fuck you, Bulgaria

I'm sure Bulgaria is a lovely place, but right at the moment I couldn't care less about their picturesque mountain towns, tasty regional foods, or Eurovision entries. I just want the people involved in credit card fraud, gutted and delivered on pikes.*

I got a call from the bank this morning, querying a $420 credit card purchase that I apparently made in Bulgaria yesterday. At some stage, probably while travelling in 2007, someone swiped my card details... and after this morning's call, my card has been cancelled. I can't actually contest the transaction until it appears on my statement (sometime in the next 24hrs), and won't get a new card until next week.


* Hell, I'm not fussy. If someone can deliver them intact, I'll handle the rest.